So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
A reporter was having her wedding when the quake hit Sichuan today. She went to work immediately. via
Get shit done.
WHAT A QUEEN
“But, honey, what about the wedding?!”
“SHUT UP, WILBUR, THERE’S SHIT TO REPORT”
LinkedIn thinks that I may be interested in becoming an egg donor, which basically means that they looked at my professional information and thought, “here’s a girl who should probably sell some body parts for cash.”
My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
im still laughing at this
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
I LOVE NINE
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
My little brother gets it